I'll take a bologna sandwich with a side of bologna please

So, I know that you can't get a more processed meat than bologna and trust me, I like to keep eating on the more natural side.  I just can't let go of bologna though, it's so delicious!  So gross, I know, but I think I'm fine with it. I'll call it one of my more disgusting food choices, but it's disgustingly good and I don't even mind eating it plain out of the package.  In fact, I did that on the way home from the store one day when I had a hankering for it and it was so worth it!  Yum...bologna.